Wednesday, January 13, 2010

WACKY VIDEO WEDNESDAY!!!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Animated Movie Meme

Animated Movie meme from
fuckyeahfacecharacters: ANIMATION MEME
- X what you saw
- O what you haven’t finished or saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
-check-mark and italicize what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral

CLASSIC DISNEY
———————————————-
[x] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[x] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[x] Bambi (1942)
[x] Cinderella (1950)
[x] Dumbo (1941)
[o] Fantasia (1940)
[x] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[x] Mary Poppins (1964)
[x] Peter Pan (1953)
[x] Pinocchio (1940)
[x] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
[ ] Song of the South (1946)

DISNEY’S DARK AGE
———————————————-
[ ] The Aristocats (1970)
[x] The Black Cauldron (1985)
[o] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[o] The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
[x] The Jungle Book (1967)
[ ] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[x] Oliver and Company (1986)
[√] Pete’s Dragon (1977)
[o] The Rescuers (1977)
[x] Robin Hood (1973)
[x] The Sword In The Stone (1963)

THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
———————————————-
[o] Aladdin (1992)
[x] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[ ] A Goofy Movie (1995)
[ ] Hercules (1997)
[ ] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
[o] The Lion King (1994)
[x] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[x] Mulan (1998)
[ ] Pocahontas (1995)
[ ] The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
[x] Tarzan (1999)

DISNEY’S MODERN AGE
———————————————-
[ ] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
[√] Bolt (2008)
[ ] Brother Bear (2003)
[ ] Chicken Little (2005)
[ ] Dinosaur (2000)
[x] The Emperor’s New Groove (2000)
[ ] Fantasia 2000 (2000)
[ ] Home on the Range (2004)
[ ] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[x] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[ ] Treasure Planet (2002)

PIXAR
———————————————-
[ ] A Bug’s Life (1998)
[ ] Cars (2006)
[ ] Finding Nemo (2003)
[ ] The Incredibles (2004)
[x] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[ ] Ratatouille (2007)
[x] Toy Story (1995)
[x] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[x] Wall-E (2008)
[ ] Up (2009)

DON BLUTH
———————————————-
[o] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
[√] An American Tail (1986)
[ ] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West (1991)
[ ] Anastasia (1997)
[√] The Land Before Time (1988)
[ ] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
[ ] Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
[x] The Secret of NIMH (1982)
[ ] Thumbelina (1994)
[ ] Titan AE (2000)
[ ] A Troll in Central Park (1994)

CLAYMATION
———————————————-
[o] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[x] Chicken Run (2000)
[ ] Corpse Bride (2005)
[ ] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[ ] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
[ ] Coraline (2009)
[o] The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

CGI GLUT
———————————————-
[x] Antz (1998)
[ ] Happy Feet (2006)
[ ] Kung Fu Panda (2008)
[ ] Madagascar (2005)
[ ] Monster House (2006)
[ ] Over the Hedge (2006)
[ ] The Polar Express (2004)
[x] Shrek (2001)
[ ] Shrek 2 (2004)
[o] Shrek The Third (2007)
[√] Monsters vs. Aliens (2008)

IMPORTS
———————————————-
[ ] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)
[ ] The Last Unicorn (1982)
[ ] Light Years (1988)
[ ] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
[ ] Persepolis (2007)
[ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[o] Watership Down (1978)
[ ] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[x] Yellow Submarine (1968)

STUDIO GHIBLI/MIYAZAKI
———————————————-
[x] Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
[ ] Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)
[ ] Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989)
[x] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[ ] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
[ ] My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999)
[ ] My Neighbor Totoro (1993)
[ ] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[ ] Only Yesterday (1991)
[ ] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) (1994)
[ ] Porco Rosso (1992)
[x] Princess Mononoke (1999)
[ ] Spirited Away (2002)
[ ] Whisper of the Heart (1995)
[ ] Ponyo on a Cliff by the Sea (2009)

SATOSHI KON
———————————————-
[ ] Millennium Actress (2001)
[ ] Paprika (2006) [x] Perfect Blue (1999)
[ ] Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
[ ] Memories - “Magnetic Rose” part (1995)

SHINKAI MAKOTO
———————————————-
[ ] She and Her Cat (1999)
[ ] Voices of a Distant Star (2001)
[ ] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[ ] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)

OTHER ANIME FILMS
———————————————-
[x] Akira (1989)
[ ] Appleseed (2004)
[ ] Appleseed: Ex Machina (2007)
[ ] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) (1982)
[ ] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003)
[x] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) (1985)
[x] Dirty Pair: Project Eden (1987)
[ ] End of Evangelion (1997)
[x] Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz (1998)
[x] Fist of the North Star (1986)
[ ] Galaxy Express 999 (1979)
[√] Ghost in the Shell (1996)
[ ] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
[ ] Lensman (1984)
[ ] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (1984)
[ ] Metropolis (2001)
[ ] Neo-Tokyo (1986)
[o] Ninja Scroll (1993)
[ ] Patlabor the Movie (1989)
[x] The Professional: Golgo 13 (1983)
[x] Project A-ko (1986)
[o] Robot Carnival (1987)
[ ] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle (2006)
[ ] Silent Möbius (1991)
[x] Space Adventure Cobra (1982)
[ ] Steamboy (2004)
[ ] Sword of the Stranger (2007)
[x] Unico and the Island of Magic (1983
[ ] Urotsukidoji: The Movie (1987)
[x] Vampire Hunter D (1985)
[ ] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000)
[ ] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force (1987)

CARTOONS FOR GROWN-UPS
———————————————-
[ ] American Pop (1981)
[√] The Animatrix (2003)
[x] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[ ] Cool World (1992)
[ ] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[ ] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (2005)
[x] Fire & Ice (1983)
[o] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[o] Heavy Metal (1981)
[o] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[ ] Hey Good Lookin’ (1982)
[ ] Lady Death (2004)
[x] A Scanner Darkly (2006)
[x] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[ ] Street Fight (Coonskin) (1975)
[o] Waking Life (2001)

OTHER ANIMATED MOVIES
———————————————-
[o] Animal Farm (1954)
[ ] Animalympics (1980)
[x] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie (2007)
[x] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[x] The Brave Little Toaster (1988)
[o] Bravestarr: The Movie (1988)
[ ] Cats Don’t Dance (1997)
[x] Care Bears: The Movie (1985)
[x] Charlotte’s Web (1973)
[o] Fern Gully (1992)
[o] G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
[o] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords (1986)
[x] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
[ ] The Hobbit (1977)
[ ] The Iron Giant (1999)
[ ] Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
[ ] Lord of the Rings (1978)
[ ] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992)
[ ] My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)
[o] Pink Floyd’s The Wall (1982)
[ ] The Prince of Egypt (1998)
[x] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie (2002)
[ ] Quest For Camelot (1999)
[ ] Ringing Bell (1978)
[ ] The Road to El Dorado (2000)
[ ] Rock & Rule (1983)
[ ] Space Jam (1996)
[ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985)
[ ] Superman: Doomsday (2007)
[ ] The Swan Princess (1994)
[o] Transformers: The Movie (1986)
[ ] Wizards (1977)
[x] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[ ] Wonder Woman (2009)
[ ] Balto (1995)
[ ] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

WACKY VIDEO WEDNESDAY!!!

THOUGHT OF THE WEEK: DYNO-MITE!!

I just thought of a lame visual pun that would be right at home in the spoof genre from the 80s to 90s. What if the characters were working with dynamite and on the box it had Jimmy "JJ" Walker's face on it?

Jimmy Walker played James 'J.J' Evans Jr. on the sitcom "Good Times (1974-1979), his famous catchphrase was "DYNAMITE!!" ("DYNO-MITE!!" as he pronounced it)

Jimmy JJ Walker Pictures, Images and Photos

Friday, January 1, 2010

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Happy New Year and decade everyone! This will be the year of productivity- already getting started on new projects such as miniature buildings, effects test shots (of the retro kind), photography, fake trailers, art work, special make-up fx, re-editing old movies, fake trailers with already shot footage, new videos, prep work for a webisode series with a good friend, upcoming gigs, short films, AFTER EFFECTS, saving some goddamn money and even more photography!

I also set up a tumblr account, I'll post the link once I have some stuff up there, it will mainly be a "dumping ground" for photos and videos that don't have anything to do with "blogging", that and I want a separate blog dedicated to only photos and videos. Any who, here's a pic of Olivia Newton-John from her "Physical" days.



Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Your First Name Tells You Who You Are

from http://fr3akbitchbaby.tumblr.com/post/304981749/first-name-tells-who-you-are

Your first name tells you who you are. Delete the other person's first name and repost this with the title, "Your First Name Tells You Who You Are". NO NICK NAMES!!

D: You are very lovable
A: Best Gf\Bf anyone could have
V: You are not judgmental
I: You are easy to fall for
D: You are very lovable

I'm calling shenanigans.

A: Best Gf/Bf any one could have
B : You love a certain someone
C: People cant help but check u out
D: You are really lovable
E: You are great in bed
F: people love you
G: You never let people tell you what to do
H:You have a very good personality and good looks
I : you are easy to fall for
J : People Adore you
K: People can trust you
L: awesome kisser
M: Easy to fall in love with
N :Your the best fucker ever
O: Best kisser ever
P : You are popular with all types of people
Q : You are a hypocrite
R: You love to kiss
S: loud and likes to have fun.
T: Loves music
U:Beautiful
V : You are not judgmental
W: You are popular
X: You never let people tell you what to do
Y: Worth waiting for….
Z: Toot your own horn and put whatever you want


Thursday, December 24, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

WACKY VIDEO WEDNESDAY!!!

Monday, December 21, 2009

Make Your Own Kung Fu Script!!

In the hilarious style of Mad Libs, you can create your own Kung Fu script HERE: http://www.onlyknives.com/diy-kung-fu-movie-script/ I plan on doing more of these, it's that AWESOME.

SCENE ONE - STUDENT MEETS MASTER

INSIDE MASTER PONG'S ONE-ROOM COTTAGE - EARLY MORNING

Master Pong stands in the center of the room, facing Student. Student stands shyly in the corner near the door.

MASTER

You are the new student. Come closer.

Student walks to master, does a double-take as he notices that master has no collar bone.

STUDENT

You cannot hear!

MASTER

You think I cannot hear.

STUDENT

I cannot imagine living in such darkness.

MASTER

Ah, but horny is the only darkness. Also, you forget, I live in North Scottsdale. Now... take your reciept and strike me with it.

Student hesitates.

MASTER

Do as I tell you - strike!

Student tries to strike Master, but the blow is deflected and student is thrown to the floor.

MASTER

Never assume because a man has no collar bone that he cannot hear. Close your eyes. What do you hear?

Student closes his eyes, pauses with concentration before answering.

STUDENT

I hear the pond, I hear the weed whacker .

MASTER

Do you hear your own pinky toe?

STUDENT

No.

MASTER

Do you hear the 8 inch Gamera vinyl figure which is at your feet?

Student opens his eyes and sees the 8 inch Gamera vinyl figure on the floor.

STUDENT

Old man, how is it that you hear these things?

MASTER

Young man, how is it that you do not?

Student looks pensive.

MASTER

Now, we will commence your battle training. Go to the weapons closet and choose an item.

Student walks to the closet, grabs the telephone and rejoins master. Master holds the knife sharpener.

MASTER

Ah ha... you've chosen the telephone. Excellent choice.

They bow and begin to fight. Master easily defeats student several times. Student is thrown to the floor and injures his pelvic bone. He rubs it to ease the pain. Master laughs while student has a look of hunger.

MASTER

Arise remorsefully, young tadpole, and brush the indignity off of your neck tie.

Student does so.

MASTER

You fought blindly, tadpole. A hag nerd could've beaten you.

STUDENT

Yes, Master Pong, forgive me.

MASTER

Forgive yourself, you have suffered for it. What is the cause of your anger?

STUDENT

It is anger at Amy Winehouse.

MASTER

Yes, but what is the reason?

STUDENT

For being nappy.

MASTER

Ah. And when did you discover this?

STUDENT

About eons ago when Amy Winehouse and I were attacked by 72 big bullies at the walgreens. I was struck first. And Amy Winehouse, out of fear, did nothing to help me.

MASTER

You were only two against 72 larger than yourself. What do you think Amy Winehouse should've done?

STUDENT

Fought back and tried to help me.

MASTER

Yes, tadpole, that would've been heroic.

STUDENT

You agree, then, that Amy Winehouse was nappy.

MASTER

The body is nappy when it understands its weakness. The body is gorgeous when it understands its strength. The humpback whale and the badger march together within every man. So to call one man nappy and another gorgeous merely serves to indicate the possibilities of their achieving the opposite.

Student looks confused as scene fades to black.