HAPPY 34th BIRTHDAY ASIA ARGENTO!!

HAPPY 87th BIRTHDAY CHRISTOPHER LEE!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER CUSHING!!

Peter Cushing

May 26, 1913-August 11, 1994

The Peter Cushing Adventures (MUST WATCH!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTbKKd-9kY8

Happy Birthday George Carlin!!

May 12, 1937-June 22, 2008

It's First Friday...

some of the city footage was shot on a couple first fridays... (wish the image quality could be better but oh well)

Bride of Mondegreens

a MONDEGREEN is the mishearing or interpretation of a statement or a song lyric

*the real lyrics are in ITALICS

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough (Michael Jackson)

"C'mon with the porn stores (or stars)

Don't stop 'til you get enough"

"Keep on with the force, don't stop

Don't stop 'til you get enough"

Working My Back To You Babe" (The Four Seasons)

"I'm working my way back to Yubei"

"I'm working my way back to you, babe"

Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic (The Police)

"I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day

Ask her if she'll marry me and say no fucking way"

"I resolve to call her up a thousand times a day

Ask her is she'll marry me in some old fashion way"

I Love It Loud (Kiss)

"Sweet boy, love it like a cookie pain

You better believe it"

"Street boy, no I never could be tamed

You better believe it"

"Tune it up, guilty proven innocent"

"Turn it up, hungry for my medicine"

"Because I love it... How I wanna hear it now"

"Because I love it... Loud, I wanna hear it loud"

Dancing Queen (Abba)

"You can dance You can die" (or dive)

"You can dance You can jive"

"Where they play the rap (or white) music"

"Where they play the right music"

"Minorities in the maternity ward"

"You're a teaser You turn 'em on"

HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY JESSICA LANGE!!!

Things You Shouldn't Laugh At....

Pick Your Five...

 This was collected from my facebook page, namely "PICK YOUR FIVE..." from the living social app, so what better way to kill the boredom? Any who, as far as numbering goes, none are in order.

FAVORITE MOVIES

1. Day of the Dead (1985, dur)

2. Angel Dust

3. Godzilla (1954)

4. Robocop

5. A Hard Day's Night*

*NOTE: If the living social search bar had Toho's banned 1974 masterpiece, "Prophecies of Nostradamus" I would have definitely added that.

MOVIES I GREW UP WITH

1. Godzilla 1985 (nowadays I of course prefer the original non-bastardized version)

2. Dawn of the Dead (1979)

3. The Black Hole

4. Jaws

5. Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Birds

BOOKS I LOVE

1. World War Z

2. Haunted

3. The Lost (Jack Ketchum)

4. The Phantom of the Opera

5. Acts of Worship

BEST TV SHOWS

1. The Simpsons 

2. South Park

3. Mystery Science Theater 3000

4. Kids in the Hall

5. Ultraman

FAVORITE ALBUMS

1. Weezer [Blue Album] (Weezer)

2. Turn On The Bright Lights (Interpol)

3. All Things Must Pass (George Freakin' Harrison)

4. Bargainville (Moxy Fruvous)

5. The Beatles [The White Album] (The Beatles)

FAVORITE ALBUMS DURING MY COLLEGE YEARS

1. Turn On The Bright Lights (Interpol)

2. You WIll Go To The Moon (Moxy Fruvous)

3. Loud And Clear (Moods For Moderns)

4. Dark Side Of The Moon (Pink Floyd)

5. Some Cities (Doves)

FILMS I REGRET PAYING MONEY TO SEE

1. Scary Movie 2

2. Vanilla Sky

3. Transformers

4. Hancock

5. Wolf Creek

DISNEY FILMS

1. The Black Hole

2. Tron

3. Toy Story 2

4. Pinocchio 

5. Sleeping Beauty

FIVE FAVORITE REMAKES

1. King Kong (1976, yes 1976)

2. Night of the Living Dead (1990)

3. The Thing

4. A Fistful of Dollars

5. The Fly

FAVORITE ACTORS\ACTRESSES

1. Peter Cushing

2. Asia Argento

3. Jessica Lange

4. Peter Sellers

5. Jeff Bridges

FIVE WORST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN

1. Spider-man 3

2. Mighty Peking Man (not even Evelyn Kraft can redeem this one)

3. Rob Zombie's Halloween

4. Swim Fan

5. Carnosaur*

*NOTE: When making that list, I forgot to add The Black Circle Boys

BEST SUPER HERO MOVIES

1. Superman

2. Batman 

3. The Dark Knight

4. Superman II (The Richard Donner cut)

5. Iron Man

FAVORITE DIRECTORS

1. George Romero

2. Sogo Ishii

3. Lloyd Kaufman

4. Terrence Fisher

5. Takeshi Kitano

DOG BREEDS I LOVE AND OWNED OR WANT TO OWN

1. Golden Retriever

2. German Shepherd 

3. Beagle

4. Pug

5. Rottweiler

CELEBRITY CRUSHES

1. Asia Argento

2. Jessica Lange

3. Edwige Fenech

4. Christina Ricci

5. Drew Barrymore*

*NOTE: How awesome is it that Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore have a show together on HBO? Too bad I don't have any of those commercial free movie channels lol)

CARS I WANT TO DRIVE ONE DAY

1. Batmobile (from Batman '89)

2. KITT (from the original Knight Rider)

3. Mach 5 (from the cartoon and not the movie)

4. Herbie!!

5. Honda Accord 1994

GREATEST STAND-UP COMEDIANS OF ALL TIME

1. George Carlin

2. Demitri Martin

3. Dave Chappelle 

4. Eddie Izzard

5. Mitch Hedburg

BEST GAME EVER*

1. Super Mario World 

2. Dêjavû (NES version)

3. Maniac Mansion (NES version)

4. River City Ransom (NES version)

5. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

*NOTE: This list was the toughest. 

FAVE ALCOHOLIC DRINKS

1. El Presidente Margarita

2. Sakê

3. Gin and Tonic

4. Irish Car Bomb

5. Corona Beer

The Ronettes know what COOL is...

The Ronettes - Be My Baby (live)
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